10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.