10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels