10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow