10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers