10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.