10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare