10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant