10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson