10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- im going to 2 out you to death