10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."