10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss