10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack