10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "All-in, bitches!!!"