10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)