10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.