10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth