10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"