10 Random Poker Quotes

Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
"I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
It's Free To Fold...
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
in the poker game of life women are the rake