10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack