10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.