10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "No river, no fish."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo