10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.