10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim