10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach