10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Fold and live to fold again
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT