10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.