10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Why not, when some because there are three.