10 Random Poker Quotes

Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
"If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.