10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.