10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio