10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson