10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.