10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.