10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow