10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow