10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves