10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."