10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves