10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.