10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs