10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth