10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.