10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers