10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm