10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.