10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls