10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen