10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The all-in play works everytime but once.