10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.