10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe